Ruining a good thing.
Good things about today:
- New bike day! I rode my fancy expensive fancy new fancy bike for the first time and it didn't fall apart.
- Said bike ride was to work.
- Copious perioding.
- I got bitten by a dog after I stuffed my fingers in its mouth and then poked its hurty spot. In my defense, I was trying to give it pain medication. In the dog's defense, I was being a complete idiot and kind of a jerk about it.
- Said dog bite made me cry, and I hate crying at work because it ruins my tough girl image.