Expressing moods via inanimate objects.

How I feel today:




Edit:
I made up a song. Apologies to Katy Perry.

"Do you ever feel
like a roadkill sock:
ground into the dirt
by a life that never stops?
...
Baby, you're a flattened sock!
It's okay to just give up!
Go ahead and cry, cry, cry
as you watch your dreams die - i - iiiii."