This is pretty much just about my vagina.

 I finally replaced my 13 year old rubber menstrual cup!

The old one needed to go for a couple of reasons. First and foremost, the rubber is old and starting to lose its elasticity. Secondly, I have a pretty small vagina to begin with, and the absence of PIV sex is really exacerbating that. The old cup was always just too big to fit comfortably, and recently was almost too big to really fit at all.

I decided on a Lunette for its smaller dimensions. And OH MAN it's so nice. I no longer feel like my pelvic organs are being displaced by my period control device. Plus it's really squishy and soft! And it's also really cute! I opted for a translucent coral color, and it looks like a little squid. A little vagina squid.

If you're interested at all, the website is offering $10 off presumably until Valentine's Day. $30 is still expensive for a glorified tampon, but it's less than $40, so there's that.

Also, I extended my fit of capitalism by buying a car. It's a 1997 Honda Civic and its name is Trevor. It's a cool 90s dude.